Lockdown?

So I'm training today, and all of a sudden, the school goes into "Red Bear." Apparently, that's the code for "oh crap, we're in lockdown."

We think it's a drill, so we keep on training.

Then, all the secretaries get up and leave (which brings the # of folks in my class to 1!)

Then, we get locked in by the custodian. Ok, maybe this isn't a drill...

Then, we get a phone call. "Yeah, just want to let you know what's going on. There's a guy in one of the houses next to the school. He's got a machine gun."

Is it time to drink yet?