If my work-life were a comic strip...

There's absolutely no doubt that it would be Dilbert.

Case in point: Lately, people have been swinging into my high-walled, music/fan insulated cube looking for Doric (who sits in front of me) or Mark (who sits behind me). When I tell them I haven't seen them as my x-ray vision hasn't been perfected, they ask me to tell them that they're looking for them when I do. One person had the balls to ask me to turn off my radio and listen for Doric. Then, I was supposed to get up and alert him to the fact that this individual wanted to speak to him.

This individual sits a mere 15 feet away....

True to form, my frustrations were highlighted in last Friday's Dilbert. I did a little editing in Photoshop, printed out a copy, and slapped it to the side of my cube. I can't wait to see how many people come by to comment (and then ask if I've seen Doric or Mark)!!

For copyright purposes, I'm not sharing that one. Here's the strip as Scott Adams meant it to be...