Friday, May 19, 2006

When in trouble...

DO NOT call the Baltimore City Police.

Repeat DO NOT call the Baltimore City Police.

Call your mother, your brother, your great aunt Fanny, or the crack
dealer down the street. They may not be able to help you, but at least
you won't get arrested.

Twice in two days, the police have arrested people for the crime of
seeking their assistance. One couple was lost, one man had his house
broken into. Both were treated to a night in jail.

It's crap like this that makes a girl reconsider her support of Mayor
O'Malley for Governor.

1 comment:

Medical Blog said...

Twice in two days, the police have arrested people
for the crime of
seeking their assistance.