Overheard in the office

While getting my hair trimmed last night, I overheard this conversation:

Stylist: So, do you need a passport to go?
Customer: Um, no, it's a state.
Stylist: No it's not. I swear, my dad goes every
year and he needs a passport.
Customer: No, Hawaii is a state.
Stylist: But what about Alaska?
Customer: Yeah, you don't need a passport for that
either.

As it turned out, the place her dad went every year was actually Puerto Rico. For the record, you don't need a passport for that either....