Things I put in my mouth

Apologies, as usual, to Dr. Seuss. FYI: Those MorningStars pizza burgers are pretty darn good (as long as you tell yourself you're eating a crab cake -- same texture and all)

I am Becs

I am Cass

That Becca S!
That Cassie Double!
Those two girls
are so much trouble!

Do you like the MorningStars?

I do not like them, Becs and Cass.
MorningStars, they taste like ass.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I do not like those veggie drecks.
I do not like them, Cass and Becs.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like those veggie drecks.
I do not like them, Cass and Becs.

Would you eat them on a bun?
Would you eat them with a Hon?

Not on a bun.
Not with a Hon.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat those veggie drecks.
I do not like them, Cass and Becs.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them on a bun.
I do not like them with a Hon.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like those veggie drecks.
I do not like them, Cass and Becs.

You do not like the meatless meat?

I do not like it, fin, complete!

Could you, would you, on a roll?

I would not, could not, on a roll!

Would you, could you, with an "O"?

I could not, would not, on a roll.
I will not, will not, with an "O."
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them on a bun.
I do not like them with a Hon.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like those veggie drecks!
I do not like them, Cass and Becs.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

FINE!
If you will let me be, I will try them.
You will see.

takes a bite of the "burger">

Say!
These are not such awful drecks!
I do! I like them, Cass and Becs!
And I would eat them on a roll.
And I would eat them with an "O"...
And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will eat them on a bun.
And I will eat them with a Hon.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
some meatless meat!
Thank you!
Thank you,
What a treat!