Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Fun with Government Officials

After yet another morning spent at the light on Coldspring Lane and the JFX, I wrote a complaint letter to Mayor O'Malley about this whole light problem. Not one to write a normal letter, here's what I came up with...

How the Light Stole the Commute
With apologies to Dr. Seuss!

Every driver
Off Cold Spring
Liked driving a lot...
But the Light,
That lived just North of Cold Spring
Did NOT!

The Light hated driving!
The whole driving season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his bulb wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his bulb was too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his timer was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His bulb or his timer,
He stood there on Cold Spring, hating the drivers.
Staring down from his perch with a sour expression
At the warm, seated drivers stopped in their progression.
For he knew every driver down on that JFX
Was exceedingly late and getting more and more vexed.
And the more that the Light thought of them getting to work
The more the Light thought, "I must act like a jerk!

"Why for forty-five years I've put up with it now!
I MUST stop the drivers from moving!...
But HOW?"
Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE LIGHT
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" laughed that electronic fiend.
"I won’t ever, no never, NO NEVER turn green.”
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!”
My bulb will not change, my timer won’t click!
“Those kids down at Poly, they think they’re so cool,
“I’ll stop them from ever getting to school!
“They’ll sit on the highway, not reading, not learning,
“And better and better, their gas will keep burning…”

"Pooh-pooh to the drivers!" he was grinch-ish-ly humming.
"They're finding out now that no light change is coming!
"They're just pulling up! I know just what they'll do!
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
"Then the drivers on Cold Spring will all cry BOO-HOO!"
"That's a noise," grinned the Light,"That I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And the Light put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising out from a Jeep.
It started in low. And it wasn’t a beep...
Or a honk…why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so!
But it WAS merry! VERY!

He stared down at Cold Spring!
The Light popped his eyes!
Then he shook!
What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every driver on Cold Spring, the tall and the small,
Was driving! Without any light change at all!
He HADN'T stopped traffic from moving!
IT MOVED!
In a manner of which a cop wouldn’t approve.
Cars at the light, that should have stayed still,
Moved, two by two, into traffic, at their drivers’ free will.

And the Light, with his light-top-up-high-on-the-bar,
Hung puzzling and puzzling: "How could go those cars?
They moved without warning! Those Fords and those Rangers!
Right out onto Cold Spring, ignoring the dangers!"
And he puzzled three hours, `till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Light thought of something he hadn't before!
"Those drivers on Cold Spring," he thought, "they simply don’t care
"They won’t let me stop them from getting somewhere!"
The drivers don’t really care if they’re hit,
All they’re thinking is “I don’t have time for this [edit].”

But the drivers in cars still remembered the dangers,
To their Volvos and Jettas, their Fords and their Rangers.
They thought, “I cannot sit by and stay mute
And let a bad light mess up my commute.”
And the drivers in cars, those Volvos and Jettas
Thought, “I know just the way to make it all better.
I’ll call up O’Malley and he’ll start to work
On timers too small and lights that are jerks!

And what happened then...?Well...in Bawlmer they sayThat Martin O’Malley, he saved the day!The Mayor got that old light working right,
And traffic, it flowed, through the day and the nightAnd the drivers, they left that old JFX,
With less hassles and less of a chance of a wreck.

And those drivers, well they did much to remember
The work that O’Malley had done in November.
They drove to the polls, and there they concurred
That O’Malley should be our next governor!

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

RENT

It was cold, it was rainy, I was sick as a dog, but it was so worth going to see RENT last night at the Senator. We ended up sitting next to Tracie's mom's college roommate and she was gushing and glowing about the little girl who she watched grow up. Sounds vaguely familiar... :)

The movie was a little choppy (director's fault), but the performances were outstanding. I think that if Anthony Rapp and Jesse L. Martin piece their clips together (and leave Chris Columbus out of the decision making), either of them would make a good case for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar. Idina Menzel too...the cow scene was great.

Tracie Thoms was brilliant, and it was definitely weird sitting there realizing that she, Anthony, and Wilson were sitting in the audience watching the film with us. We were clapping and reacting after certain numbers, and they were there...watching and listening. It was amazing.

I finally got my question answered (by Anthony Rapp himself!!!). Mark goes to help Maureen, but then meets up with Collins and Angel. This wasn't an issue in the movie b/c Collins shows up the next day. But wait, it's the next morning and Angel is still singing "Today for You." Oh well, I'll just go with it.

Photos to be added when I get home.

Monday, November 21, 2005

No day but 11/21/05

In just a few hours I will be sitting in the Senator Theater in Baltimore watching Tracie Thoms present her first big movie, Rent. I have not been this excited about a film since...ok, I'll admit, I've never been this excited about a movie!! It's got that perfect combination of plot, music, and casting that could make this

The reviews so far have been positive...Rottentomatoes.com has it at a 100% fresh rating, and that's good for a Chris Columbus picture. I was a little worried when I learned he was attached. The first two Harry Potter films were good and faithful, but they lacked the spark and freshness that the last two installments have brought from the helm of Alfonso Curon and Mike Newell. I've still got a few doubts, but I'm starting to feel a lot better.

Only a few hours left! I'll be back with my own review tomorrow!!